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Swine flu for dummies

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Once upon a time in a small town, there lived a little boy named Bobby. Bobby was a naughty child, who disliked attending school. He would often come up with crafty ways to avoid getting sent to class. One Friday morning, he decided to play just such a trick to avoid his math test the coming Monday. There was a boy in his class who had the flu. Little Bobby thought he would catch the flu off this boy, and fall just a little bit ill, just enough to warrant staying home from school. To this end, Bobby sat next to the sick boy for the whole day.

Monday morning came, and Bobby felt miserable. His head was splitting, his nose was running something awful, and he had a very high fever. Bobby’s mother bundled him into the car and drove him straight down to the hospital, where the doctors gave them some shocking news. The flu was no ordinary flu. It was swine influenza, a considerably more dangerous illness. To cut a long and rather morbid story short, little Bobby fell terminally ill and died two weeks later.

Hey, it could happen.

On that happy note, let me give you some pointers about swine flu. As a disclaimer, I should probably mention that the scenario narrated above is highly unlikely. Firstly because no one is stupid enough to fall sick on purpose (I hope). Secondly, Swine flu, while being quite a nasty disease, is actually far less deadly than people think. The 2015 epidemic in India has seen over 33000 cases being reported, with around 2000 deaths. That roughly translates to a 6% mortality rate. In this country, crossing the road has a better chance of getting you killed.

Having said all that, here are some basic facts about swine flu:

Incidentally, we’re in the middle of an epidemic right now (in case you haven’t been keeping up with the news). As it happens every year, swine flu has struck during the cold months (cold elsewhere, I mean, not in Manipal) of December to March, and is still going strong.

At this point it is essential to add some perspective. While the case fatality rate of swine flu is still quite low, it has doubled since the 2009 outbreak. This definitely calls for some prudence. Here are some simple ways you can avoid getting yourself and others sick this season:

As of 2014, a vaccine has become available. If you happen to be asthmatic, or have any other serious medical condition, or if you’re pregnant, then you’re at high risk of catching swine flu, and catching it bad. Get your shots. Moving on, it is important to remember that every media sensation comes with misconceptions, and swine flu is no exception. It’s time for some myth-busting:

 

 

 

I sincerely hope all of you benefit from my… *cough* …sage advice, and stay healthy through the course of this epidemic. Cheers!

Article by: Varun Ram

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